Hello, goodbye: The long and curved road of music biopics has finally carried us forward Four feature films about BeatlesIn April 2028, Bond Director Sam is coming from Mendes. Beatpocalypse will have four mounted Harris “Dome Milk” Dicnceon As John Lennon, Paul “thighs” mascles As Paul McCartney, Barry “Grave Hamper” Keoghan As Ringo Star, and Joseph “I can be associated with Dose Cat, but I don’t talk about it” Quin as George Harrison.
The lead actors were paraded in cinema this week, “SGT. Pepper’s Lonally Hiers Club Band” narrated the songs of: “It’s amazing to be here, it is definitely a thrill, you are so cute audiences, we want to take you home with us.” Little high school amateur dramaticness, but little cute, too.
Casting has already been torn apart Real Liverpudlians Lack of LackBut I’m quite excited to see two Scouse the Gladiator Stars on my screen. Which song from Catalog, Barry Keoghan naked through the mansion? Have you ever imagined Paul Mekartney in short shorts? John Lennon with ABS? (Perhaps “Norwegian wood” was about the density of the muscle?)
Fab Four that receive biopic treatment is definitely a very long time; Beatles, Liverpool’s largest trump tariff-free exports, are still absolutely huge. They have dominated charts with their parents for decades, and long drives. He appears that the entire trajectory of the 60s was typed – beetlemenia, youth, long hair, wide psychedelix turn. Our collective knowledge about the band “Peacock Popular Than Jesus” almost seep by osmosis-Rhles Manson’s “Helper Scalter” landscape to John and Yoko’s bed-in and crosswalk-in on AB Road. John Lennon’s untimely death was a real cultural reset.
With all that, I am not sure that our apathy can keep us through four whole donkey films. What one really wants “The first biping-competent dramatic experience”Who is to buy four tickets to ride on multiplexes? Not a film enough? Will surely be two enough? Beatles biopics can be like martinis well: three are too much, four you feel nausea.
At this point, no one is sure what we are doing. This is not a boring project, but is it an exciting? We all like Beatles. We respect all the beets. We all like “Hey Jude” and “Come together” and “Gate Back”. We liked the six -hour Beatles jam on Disney+. But is there anything that we do not know about the band that these four -four! -I can reveal bopics? Is there a magical secret to travel? All of us have a soft place for John, Paul, George and Ringo in our internet-shrill hearts, but, Crikey, will we all live all Four Press Tour with Beatles-Theme?
