“Give -e -Dog a Bone” was originally published in the December 1998 issue by Jeffrey Stingarton Variety.
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“A thick bitch,” I announced, licking a wood-griddle lamb juice from my fingers, “never an easy whaler.” I was reading from the breeding section of a book The Golden Retriever: 47EXCITING Full-Kolar PhotoSky King listened closely, but did not say anything, and not just because he had not yet learned to talk. I have found that young men of all species have a limited attention period when it comes to discussing whaling and obesity.
But,; “I know you are a fair minded person,” he was saying, “and that you have only my best interests in your heart. But are you perfectly sure that I should eat this pile of dead and desiccated pellets, even though you experience wild happiness of sizzling meat? Anyway, who is the carnivor?”
I looked back to the sky as if it is, “cats are non -vegetarians, not dogs.” But I had received his message. Dogs did not develop dried dog food, and they no longer like it. Akash likes a good tomato, a hump of raw stake, a hump of grilled stake, beaten cherry, peach, pizza, overcked lamb sausage, running shoes and fadgicals. He is neutral on the subject of heavy salty corn chips and has very little use for good and plants. Akash likes to eat in bed.
Once our respective dinner, the sky and I saw the installation of the sun over San Diego, where he lives and on which I was paying one of my frequent visits. We went back in and started preparing a plan to answer the important question together: what a growing dog on Earth? We ordered a dozen books on the Internet, settled on a comfortable chair, and started reading the relevant sections of The Golden Retriever: 47 exciting full-fledged photosThe only research resource immediately at hand. In addition to caution about obese women, its cook advice sketch was: Drought dog food is the easiest, served four times a day and moist with warm water for the youngest puppies, moist with ten, ten and puppy maturation with less water, and dry as a bone for adults. (Reasons: Nutrition Balance, Total facilities, and minuscule stool.) This was the advice that we had so far followed with Sky King, which my wife had named after a popular serial hero of radio and black-and-white TV in the forty-fifty and half-century, which was courageous and adventurous in her small private professional aircraft. “Kiiii of the sky comes from the clear blue of the western sky!” Each episode began. Sky is not yet out of ten of the top ten for North American dogs, currently Sam, Max, Lady, Beer, Mag, Mag, Buddy, Tasha, Chelsea, Holi and Shasta. Tasha?
