We all know the score, where you are listening to a song and the song looks very different!
For example, when I first saw Dirty Dancing Movie and The Conturb Song, “Do You Love Me”:
Real Song: I can mash potato, twist, tell me if you like it
My Misseard Song: I am a masturbation, bend, tell me baby, do you like it
Oh dear! Worse, I never questioned this, looking at the context of the film! 
What are Mistard Lyrics you have? Post you here!
